5 billion years old and 5 billion years left.

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Traded its cool sunglasses for Aviators.
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Passed over for promotion to “regular star” at work.
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Telling planets to “get off its lawn.”
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Complains about low-H.
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Naps during solar flares.
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Receding helium.
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Recovering from bad divorce with Alpha Centauri.
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Insists pulsars turn down “infernal” frequencies.
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Exchanged asteroid belt for sweatpants.
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Calls Neptune when it wants Pluto.
LOL!
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😀
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I like it, especially “Receding helium” 😉
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I liked it too 🙂
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