A glass of water is left on the table. The following observations are made.
Optimist: this glass is half-full.
Pessimist: this glass is half-empty.
Realist: (pointing) this is H20.
Idealist: society should fill this glass.
Robin: holy missing liquid, Batman!
Batman: yes, Robin, it appears some dastardly criminal has made off with most of this refreshing beverage.
The Joker: I poured precious water down the drain. Soon Gotham will be drowning in it.
Announcer: can Batman stop the Joker? What has he got planned? Tune in tomorrow!
Bartender: so that’s where I left the damn glass.
exit eclectic cast of characters.